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euuuwwww i can hear my parents having sex in their bedroom?

Veronika S. ( R.I.P Michael) asked:


i would go bang on the door and say ” hey keep it quiet in there” but i’m too grossed out………euuuuuwwww. jee anyways of over coming this shocking experience, euwwwwwwww.

ha, i put this in mens health just because thats where the funny answers are..

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25 Responses to “euuuwwww i can hear my parents having sex in their bedroom?”

  1. Create a video blog...instantly. Says:

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    Tell your mum you could hear them doing it and then move your bedroom… like out the back somewhere.

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    EWWWWW

    Brings me back to bad memories!!

    Same experience.

    Bad times man! baddd timesss!

    -Shivers-

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    Just try to avoid ALL images that try to enter your head.
    Also, just realize you will be having sex someday!

  4. Caffeinated Content - Members-Only Content for WordPress Says:

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    Be happy your parents are actually STILL having sex…and making enough noise to show that they still enjoy each other!! It’s healthy for them to do so, and you will actually benefit from this knowledge later in life. Let them be happy and do their thing and just put the music up louder or something….don’t sweat it so much!! Hopefully when you are their age you’ll have a healthy sex life as well!!

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    tomorrow ask them how they slept and wink

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    grow up… really

  7. mens health Says:

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    Ask to join in.

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    when you see them next act traumatized and if they ask whats wrong eat your own feces

  9. Caffeinated Content - Members-Only Content for WordPress Says:

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    my boyfriend say his parents used to have sex in the middle of the night.. next to him.. when he was younger.. iamgine that…

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    bang on their door and tell them that “I’m still awake here…” and that’ll teach them from moaning.

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    that is so freakin hot

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    Eww dude, I’m sure it must be nasty to hear that – and that’s something you can never UNHEAR! Just tell them to keep it quiet…not at that very moment, but the next day or something, just tell them that your room is close and that they’re a bit too loud and it’s just not nice to hear your parents doing it. Be open with them about it. You’re not the one that should be embarrased, they should keep it down.

  13. Caffeinated Content - Members-Only Content for WordPress Says:

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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that happened to me 2
    i heard banging ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    video tape it

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    wow youre funny

    pretending sex is gross and youre freaked out

    grow up and get a life

    you’ll be sucking somebody off in a few years im sure

  16. Caffeinated Content - Members-Only Content for WordPress Says:

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    You could either play loud music while they are doing this.

    Or play with yourself making loud moans so they know how much of a noise disturbance they are making.

    Or you could post a note on their door saying

    did mommy fake it again.

    Or be back in 5 minutes/ Do not disturb in 5 minutes:)

    Only way to get rid of the experience is to do the have sex with someone in your room and make loud noise.

    When they ask whats going on.

    Say you are just wrestling like they do at night:)

  17. mens health Says:

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    OMG the same thing happened to me when I was like in the 3rd grade. It’s reallllyyyyyyyy nasttyyy

  18. mens health Says:

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    wats worse is when you don’t know wats going on…………

  19. Create a video blog Says:

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    oh my god, you’re so lucky.

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    i found a dildo in my parents room once it was quit shocking…the bad thing also was because i couldnt see what it was at first…i picked it up only to find out…there both 46 and im 13 SHOCKING!!!!!!

  21. mens health Says:

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    oooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    grodey
    plug ur ears!
    ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    im soooooooooooo sry for u

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    yeah what you should say is need any help in there ? or does it really requier 2 people to fix the toilet?

  23. Caffeinated Content Says:

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    lol your parents should be a little umm…. quiet when they have kids? I can understand little because I heard it when I was little and didn’t know what it was, but now, they need to be quite about it lol

  24. Caffeinated Content - Members-Only Content for WordPress Says:

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    LOL
    me too!! i heard the bed squeaking (i didn’t know they were having sex then… i was only 8/9)

    just knock on the door and tell them to stop LOL

  25. Kansieo.com Says:

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    poor you- thats happened to me as well
    pillows over your head might help a bit but you could also try getting up and “going to the toilet” they should stop if they think you’re awake
    remember to be quite loud so they know you’re awake ;)

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